16 for the Price of One

We are a loving family who have much experience with children of all ages. We are hoping to adopt a baby, toddler or a young sibling group.
We have gone through all the requirements for a state adoption including the homestudy, the background check, the Parenting classes, the first-Aid course and more. We just didn’t like our experience going through the state and decided to try for an independent adoption using just an attorney for the paperwork. We are just hoping to connect with someone who needs us as much as we want them.
We are stable emotionally, financially and as a family. If you or someone you know of is thinking of adoption as an option, then please let us know. We have an attorney for the legal matters but you can contact us personally. Everything will be kept confidential. We look forward to hearing from you soon.

Thanks so much~

To: Prospective Parents

You are a godsend. This will be kept strictly confidential right?

To: Trolling Craig

Of course we will use complete discretion. Are you expecting a child?

Love,

Mark and Cindy

To: Mark and Cindy

Yes we are expecting more children, but we would like to adopt out all of our kids. We just can’t take it anymore. My partner and I have thought about this long and hard and we feel the children would be better off with people that can adequately provide for their needs. It breaks our hearts.

To: Trolling Craig

We completely understand this must be a hard decision for you. Are we talking about a sibling group? What are the ages of the children?

To: Mark and Cindy

Yes it is a young sibling group, but a couple of the children have special needs. Are you OK with special needs kids?

To: Trolling Craig

Yes. One of our children has ADD and we have worked closely with doctors and therapists to address his needs.

To: Mark and Cindy

Great you sound like you could handle ours. There are a total of 14 kids and I am pregnant with twins. 8 of the fourteen are 3 years old and the other 6 are about 18mths. 9 of the kids have downs syndrome. Two are Autistic. My partner and I were both implanted by the same fertility doctor. It has just been too much to take. I haven’t slept in weeks. I pretty much just change diapers around the clock while my partner feeds and wipes shit off the walls.

To: Trolling Craig

My God. You can’t seriously expect a family to absorb 16 special needs kids? Maybe you should get help from the State.

To: Mark and Cindy

Is it because we are lesbians? You people are all the same.

To: Trolling Craig

NO! It has nothing to do with your “lifestyle” it is just not possible for us to take care of THAT many kids. I am sorry we cannot help.

To: Mark and Cindy

Please you have to do something. I already told the 3 year olds that we found them a new mommy. They were upset but I think the Valium is helping them keep an even keel.

To: Trolling Craig

YOU GAVE A THREE YEAR OLD VALIUM? You should not have told the kids that you found them a new mommy. That was irresponsible. We can’t help you sorry.

To: Mark and Cindy

OK you drive a hard bargain.  How about you just take half of them. Try them out for a couple years and see if you like them and then make up your mind if you want the rest.

To: Mark and Cindy

OK 3 kids and that is our final offer.