North Jersey Humanitarian

Good afternoon, My name is Patty and Im posting this ad hoping someone can help……..I know a family in nnj I met them off a chat group in yahoo. The mom is a single mom raising 3 children on her own and expecting one on the way. She is in need of help for the holidays. Her childrens father is not in the country and she has gone for state benifits and right now is is need, not only that she is also in need for the holidays. If anyone can help me please e-mail me back. I will give more info in a private e-mail……..

To: Patty

Patty, your story and selfless interest in this woman has lit a fire of compassion in my heart. I can only imagine how rough it must be for her during the holidays, with her husband abroad. That is why I will offer my services to her in her time of need. I am in North Jersey and I can see her on Tuesdays and Fridays. Of course someone will have to watch her kids, but I can devote at least 3-4 hours to her.

To: Trolling Craig

Actually we were looking for financial donations, but what service are you offering.

To: Patty

Don’t be naïve. With her husband out of the country and with three kids, this woman needs drilling worse than a West Hastings Oil Field. I am your man. I am 6’2” 187 lbs and hung pretty above average. I have 20 years experience in the field and am proficient in all positions.

To: Trolling Craig

You are a pig. This woman is pregnant and falling on hard times.

To: Patty

Wow. Talk about unappreciative. Here I am trying to reach out and touch a fellow human being’s life in this holiday season and you call me a pig? Maybe you need my services also. Tuesdays and Fridays are probably booked, but I can work you in on Monday, but it has to be before noon. BTW the pregnant thing is not a problem; I am very experienced in the Kama Sutra. I am sure we can find a position to suit her.

To: Trolling Craig

Why do you have to be an asshole? She needs your money not your wiener.

To: Patty

How do you know she doesn’t need my wiener? You haven’t seen it. It is pretty impressive. It goes about 10.5 and can be kinda tuff to get your hand around. She may need it pretty bad. I am betting she is drying up like an Oklahoma corn crop. I can fix that.

To: Trolling Craig

You are such a jerk……. 10.5 really???? You said you are in North Jersey?