Dented Doggie Door

Have a Toyota Grill from a 1970 Toyota Corona. Will barter for: Doggie Door, Quality Torque Wrench, Outdoor Fireplace/Pit, Guns, Rotor Tiller, Outdoor Heaters. XXX-XXX-XXXX

To: Redneck Junk yard thief

Wow I can’t believe my luck. I really need that 1970 Grill. Those are very hard to find. In return I have a Used Doggie Door can we make a deal?

To: Trolling Craig

How big is the doggie door and what condition is it in?

To: Redneck

It is in great condition. It is used, but we no longer have the dog so now it is a sad reminder of Busters last minutes of life. It is 2ftx2.5ft and has a rubber flap and a slide in blocker. Both the blocker and the flap are slightly dented from when buster had his accident. You see I had forgotten that the blocker was in place and I started the can opener for his dinner. He came flying through the yard and hit that door doing about 15 miles per hour and left a permanent impression. Doc said he died instantly but it took us three hours to pry his little bulldog face from the rubber. Quality stuff.

To: Trolling Craig

No Thanks.

To: Redneck

Oh come on I really need that grill. How about my custom made outdoor fireplace?

To: Trolling Craig

Got a picture?

To: Redneck

It is amazing and burns anything you want to put in it. It is a recycled, custom designed, petrochemical container. It will hold about 55 gallons of material.

To: Trolling Craig

It sounds like a 55 gallon bum drum. No Thanks.

To: Redneck

Come on it will look great in front of your trailer.

To: Trolling Craig

I don’t live in a trailer.

To: Redneck

Sure you don’t. Mobile home whatever. I bet your wife/sister could whip up some nice opossum kbobs over this bad boy. Do we have a deal?

To: Trolling Craig

Stop being an asshole.

To: Redneck

Man you drive a hard bargain. How about 4….count em…4 brand new cinderblocks ?